Sound of Music

Ok, Phoenix and I got together a while ago, and we were talking. I mentioned a friend of mine who started singing the song from Sound of Music, "Do, a deer, a female deer," etc. Except he changed the lines hilariously! So we built from that, and butchered FOUR songs from sound of Music! Yes, we're completely evil, but it was SO fun! Anyhoo, I'll put a couple here.

Do re mi, etc. (Revised, the first three lines thought up by the friend)

Do, is dead, really really dead
Re, a gun you use to kill!
Mi, a person, I like a lot!
Fa, la la la la la la!(Phoenix wanted this)
So, impaling your finger!
La, a really lame song!
Te, when you hit your golf ball!
And that will bring us back to the dead do, oh...

You just love it, don't you?!

(ok, I have no clue how to spell this word, I THINK it's Adelveis, but don't get mad if I'm wrong)
Adelveis(Revised)

Ladle or rice,
Ladle of Rice,
Every morning we eat thee,
Sweet and soft,
Swee and soft,
Every morning you please me!
Morning and evening we scoop and chew!
Scoop and chew, forever

Ladle of rice,
Ladle of rice,
Every morning we eat thee!

We also did 'The hills are alive' and 'I am 16 going on 17'. Maybe I'll post them later.