Tuesday, February 10, 2009

More butchering!

Ok, this has a HUGE story behind it, which I'll reveal at another time, but the basic thing is, I have an argument with a friend over which superhero is better: Spiderman or Batman. I'm on the Spidey side. It may sound stupid, but it's a BLAST! Anyhoo, Phoenix came up with a few funny lines for Batman to the Spiderman song tune. I changed a few, added the next verse, and...voila!

Batman, Batman
Does whatever a bat can
Trips and falls!
Cracks his head!
Gets a cramp,
Runs to bed
Oh no!
Here comes the Batman!

Is he smart?
Listen friend
H'es gone totally round the bend
Can he swing, from a thread?
If he tried, he'd be dead
Oh phew!
There goes the Batman!

lol! If you like one better, please tell me which! And if you want to hear the whole hilarious story, please tell me also. I'm not posting it unless someone says they're interested. I have tons of amazing (yes, thank you) sabotages I did to him, so...give me some feedback!

4 comments:

  1. Ok, the story is just how the arguement started, some of the things we've said, and some stuff I did to prove my point.(evil laugh) Actually I've got two more sabotages in waiting to do to him.

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